The best message we could give to any passenger is: sit down, buckle up, shut up, remain seated for the duration of the flight, disembark asap and take all your rubbish with you!

But for those passengers who need a bit more explanation of how to behave before, during and after their flight, Confessions of a Trolley Dolly made this manual for you.

Please pay some attention and obey our rules. Thank you for flying with us!

Commercial airplanes always have the same layout. Economy class in rear, first class in front and some in between class in between.

The oatmeal.com brings us a new vision on how a commercial airplane should be laid out. We think one of the most useful sections is the one in the tail and the best one is... no, not ‘First’. Just give us ‘Legendary Coach’. Check it all out on this website.

The website Distractify.com brings us a web page with 29 travel tips that will change your life forever.

But the list brings us 29 tips only... Can you add the 30th?

This is very short movie is about one of the most useless inventions, but we still love it.

And who are these people? Wannabe pilots? Perhaps ground engineers working at the wrong company? Probably just people who have absolutely nothing better to do at work...

On long flights people need to sleep in a plane. And passengers sleep it the weirdest positions, especially in economy class.

New York stand-up comedian Demetri Martin made a series of amusing illustrations about this. At Any Airways we show you the awkward centipede position. More positions from his collection are available on Tastefully Offensive.

Some people live in airplanes and still hate them. Others love them so much they want to live in one. Deep in the Oregon woods outside the Portland suburbs a Boeing 727 appears to have landed at the top of a steep dirt driveway encircled by towering pines. For Bruce Campbell, this is home.

Campbell is one of a small number of people worldwide, from Texas to the Netherlands, who have transformed a retired aircraft into a living space or other creative project. Complete with wings, and landing gear resting on pillars, this is where Campbell spends six months of the year.

For more information about Campbell’s airplane home please visit AirplaneHome.com or watch this beautiful time-lapse movie:

Airplane Home - Boeing 727 from Even Quach on Vimeo.

What do you do when you are stranded overnight at an airport, especially when you are there all alone? Of course you kill your time by making a hilarious music video for Celine Dion’s cover ‘All by myself’.

All by myself from Richard Dunn on Vimeo.

Do you want to know if a person really is a flight attendant? There is a list with signs that tell you if someone really is a flight attendant. Of course it starts with being able to eat a 4-course meal standing at the kitchen counter and afterwards clean his or her fingers with the curtains. But there is much more.

The list was online already and Cosmopolitan View updated it and it is absolutely hilarious.

Check the list at the website Cosmopolitan View (The Mile High Magazine).

Everyday, cabin crew around the world come into contact with hundreds of different people, from all walks of life. Every individual we welcome onboard can make, or break our day. Here we take a look at the different types of passengers your hard working crew have to deal with. If you are a member of the flying public have a read through and see which category you fall in to.

Enjoy the A-Z of airline passengers from Confessions of a Trolley Dolly.

Ever had annoying passengers during your flight safety demonstration?