You know you are a flight attendant when...
Do you want to know if a person really is a flight attendant? There is a list with signs that tell you if someone really is a flight attendant. Of course it starts with being able to eat a 4-course meal standing at the kitchen counter and afterwards clean his or her fingers with the curtains. But there is much more.
The list was online already and Cosmopolitan View updated it and it is absolutely hilarious.
Check the list at the website Cosmopolitan View
(The Mile High Magazine).