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Passengers please behave!

Passenger behave
The best message we could give to any passenger is: sit down, buckle up, shut up, remain seated for the duration of the flight, disembark asap and take all your rubbish with you!

But for those passengers who need a bit more explanation of how to behave before, during and after their flight, Confessions of a Trolley Dolly made this manual for you.

Please pay some attention and obey our rules. Thank you for flying with us!

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